Interview with Lalana
and Boon-nam
Z.: Thanks
so much for joining me. I’m very excited to share you both with the world.
Boon-nam:
I’m excited to be shared!!!
Lalana: Boon-nam!
Boon-nam:
Ohhhh La-la you know what I mean. Geez, we
are here to talk about Z.’s new book…. Which I star in um with you of course…
Z.: Um… I’m
supposed to be interviewing you guys. Tell me a little about yourselves.
Boon-nam:
I’m a girl!!! (giggles erupt)
Z.: Through
and through.
Lalana: Even
when Boon-nam was little she was always a little girl.
Boon-nam:
Though my father tried to beat the female out of me. I pretended to be a boy for a couple of years but
I wasn’t…
Lalana:
(puts an arm around her cherished friend) Shhhh, butterfly. That’s why we left
and went to Bangkok.
Boon-nam:
(sniffs) Anyway, I LOVE Bangkok especially Pat Pong.
Lalana:
(gasps) Boon!
Boon-nam:
La-la don’t be a stick in the mud. I LOVE my friends in Pat Pong.
Lalana: You
go to bad places there.
Boon-nam:
Tsk! They are great places… especially in back. (Her eyes glitter) Z. knows
what I’m talking about… You’ve been to those places…
Z.: (can’t
help but smile) Yup. There’s a wonderful freedom if you can ignore the seedier
side of Pat Pong.
Lalana: How
is that possible? It’s sex, sex, SEX!
Boon-nam:
(shrugs) Soooo sex is great.
Lalana: Oh
sweetie! You don’t know. Not always…
Z.: Lalana I
take it you’ve had some bad experiences?
Lalana: Yes.
A number of men didn’t believe me when I said I would never have surgery down
below.
Z.: This is
actually one of the reasons I kept both of your love stories together but I
wanted people to understand just because you are transgender doesn’t mean you
need to express it in the same way.
Boon-nam:
I’m all girl!!! I couldn’t stand that thing between my legs before it was
awful. I tried not to touch it… it wasn’t part of me.
Lalana:
(tucks a curl behind Boon-nam’s ear) I’m so glad your affirmation surgery was
successful but not everyone’s is…
Boon-nam:
(nodding) It wasn’t easy. I had an infection, then numbness and a lot of pain…
and no fun. But things are much better now. (Her mega watt smile almost blinds
me shines out from her).
Lalana: I
knew I wanted top surgery, you know my breasts enhanced and I wanted to be on
hormones but I don’t have an issue with my lower half. My parts may look a
little different from the average woman but I’m keeping everything as it is and
if a man doesn’t get that then that’s his problem.
Boon-nam:
(pats Lalana hand) That’s right besides they were creepy! You need a nice man.
Lalana: I
need no man. Z. do you think you’ll ever be able to know feel uncomfortable
with the word: Ladyboy?
Z.: No… in
the West it’s a term that sexualizes the person in a negative way.
Lalana: Well
just remember here in Thailand we aspire to the title and hold it with pride.
Z.: I know
but it’s hard. Words matter and I don’t want anyone hurt by the misuse or
misunderstanding of how the term is used.
Lalana:
sighs
Boon-nam:
It’s okay. I was never a ladyboy I was just a girl in waiting… and now… TA-Da!
(She rises spins and does a high kick)
Z.: (OMG I
LOVE Boon-nam!!!!) Nice!!! Anyway, I had
an amazing time in the book going through Bangkok with you ladies. It’s one of
my favorite cities.
Boon-nam:
You did everything we did didn’t you.
Z.: Yup, I
was even bit by a baby tiger.
Boon-nam:
(rubs her shoulder and glares) You didn’t have to make me so delicious!
Z.: Sorry…
it did hurt didn’t it?
Boon-nam: I
forgive you because you let me drag Jake into the back room and have my way
with him.
Lalana:
SHHHHHH… none of that it’s time for practice.
Z.: Thank
you and I hope you ladies have a great show tonight.
Lalana:
Happy Release date on Monday Nov 17th 2014!!!!
Illusions
& Dreams Blurb:
Randy
Camster failed at being married. His life now centers around work, TV sports,
and listening to his friend Jake complain about how Randy’s lack of a sex life
will be the downfall of mankind. Not true! Well, not totally. He’s just never
understood the fascination with sex until… ladyboy performer Lalana Dulyarat
shimmies into his world via an Internet ad for Thailand tourism.
Jake O’Neil’s open pansexuality yields him interesting bedmates, but he’s never chased after the mythical illusion of love. He focuses on others, like his best friend Randy, who needs a Bang-Cock vacation. Finding an adorable little imp named Boon-nam wasn’t on the itinerary. Gay, straight, and undecided, Jake has had ‘em all, but never a virgin aching to take a walk on the kinky side after having her affirmation surgery. Talk about pressure. And what’s with everyone warning him not to break her heart? His is the one in danger.
Jake O’Neil’s open pansexuality yields him interesting bedmates, but he’s never chased after the mythical illusion of love. He focuses on others, like his best friend Randy, who needs a Bang-Cock vacation. Finding an adorable little imp named Boon-nam wasn’t on the itinerary. Gay, straight, and undecided, Jake has had ‘em all, but never a virgin aching to take a walk on the kinky side after having her affirmation surgery. Talk about pressure. And what’s with everyone warning him not to break her heart? His is the one in danger.
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